cropping this porn bot msg fucking hilarious to me just looks like some bitch hittin me up to tell me abt how great things are going for her. good for you tawnya hun xx

finally watching season 13 of always sunny (when 12 finished there was no more and then i just forgotted abt it for ages) and like . did it get funnier or did i just forget how fuckn funny it is

yooo jefffff u r killling it bro let’s fucking goooo legit this is ur moment bro u are legit fuckin shit up rn get back out there and kill ‘em champ

ppl always hyping up japanese culture and lifestyle like they don’t got bitches jumping in front of trains every 3 minutes

i can feel this vieodeo

so fucking boreddddddd i hate hospital it’s BORING

wyd cs2day

official-boob-posts:

farmfreshruby:

myleg:

kitfisto:

tits better than ass because u don’t poop from tits

Originally posted by ucresearch

Says you coward. Watch me

official boob post

crazy how many posts u make and completely forget for years until some degenerate tumblr gimmick blog comes along and fishes it out of the e-sewer

pjackk:

Im all about peace and all that shit but war is a necesary if i want my investments in the crossbow industry to make me rich

bimboid:

electrificata:

roomhole:

gwynndolin:

gonadotropic-hypogirlcockism:

slitherpunk:

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

bro, you wouldn’t use my memory to represent your own self-doubt and loathing… right bro?

sygol:

ommg quit it!!! stop, you guys are making me so shy and giggly ^w^ hehehe *abruptly lashes out with my scorpion tail*